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B-ryan

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[13 Oct 2006|12:23am]
[ mood | Cracked Out! ]

Sheesh, dont mean to be an ass, but everyone seems to be depressed on this damn thing. I mean sheesh. C'mon everybody do what i do on a bad day to feel better, Grab your favorite pipe, get some good crack, Pop in the infamous Choking Victim(rip) or the Good The Bad and the Leftover Crack, and hit that shit up. Have a party with yourself. Or do it with some peeps you know, then have an orgy. Some good ol promiscous sex. Jam to the Crack Steady Beat. Mo Fo's. Then watch some Television. Here's a lil tid bit from the great "stza" to lead you on your way and to sing your worries away

And when there is no hope
Ill smoke some crack ill shoot some dope
When theres no enemies
Ill sit and stare at my T.V.

Peace Love and Unity to all

From the files of Bmug

Your all sexy oh yes

SHOW THEM TITTIES, I GOT 10 DOLLA!

Because you're fourteen

Flat out cuteness [04 Oct 2006|10:52pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

I havent used this in like 20 years, dont even know why im back on this thing but what the hell ill say sups to all my peeps out there who wont read this. So yeah i guess ill get all informative like everyone else on this hunk of shit thing and say stuff. College is alright, no big adventure to me (since im going to a shitty place). I mean the classes are a breeze, but i wanted a little challenge and i am not getting that as of yet. Imma be applyin to West Chester cause i want to go for their communications/video production stuff. Sure when you think of video stuff "go to california, go to NYC" fuck them both. When i was younger i used to want to go out to Cali, but im come to realize i am completly happy with the place i am at now. I guess its a form of hometown pride of whatnot. Just the whole philadelphia region makes me happy to call this my home. I guess cause its the music im into. Most if not all sing bout how they are proud of their hometowns, so you know what, fuck it, I love Philadelphia. Eh whats yo gonna do bout it. Along with all that junk, ive come to realize that i really am a border line atheist. Border line being 98.9% Thats all imma say bout that cause i dont want to get into any holy wars or shit like that with anyone, or politcal shit cause honestly i dont care cause right now im just chillin, i got too much shit on my mind to deal with all that bullshizzle. Im still getting over the shit i had to go through with michelle, that would take years to explain, but at least im over her in a way that i can move on. Im fine with her now, still a lil mad but if you understood it you would understand why a lil still, but pretty much anymore i dun care anymore. Right now im in a possible situation with a cute girl taht i dont know what the hell is going on. But its all good, im hopin, prayin to myself. YOu know the deal. My bros wedding is on sat, i really hope my ex brenda doesnt try to talk to me the whole time, cause imma really feel weird. Not only the fact that i fucked her and ive felt akward bout her ever since, but the fact that she's gonna be there and everytime i see her she hits on me with whatever man she is banging at the time right there next to her. And i get really akward. I dont want that at my bros wedding. And i figure someone is gonna want me to say someting at it, so i got to prepare a lil something i guess just incase. But after all that, life right now for me is good. Could be better, but its good. I love you all, and if you actually read this, then ill give you some money.

From the files of Bmug 10/04/06

The Good The Bad and The Leftover Crack

5 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[29 Aug 2005|02:25pm]
Hey hows everyone doing?

Havent said anything in a while

Sups to all?
1 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[09 Jun 2005|07:02pm]
Alright so i had a project for english to write a poem and it had to look like what it was about. For example, if it was about a flower, the whole poem had to be in the shape of a flower. Well i had 3 days to think of this, and for 3 days i couldnt think of anything. Till today in study hall i drew a box and it looked like my mini van. So i wrote a poem about my mini van that recently was murdered. Its not gonna look like how its supposed to be on here but fuck it. MINI VAN!!!

!YO FAT BOY!
We got you way back in nineteen ninety-four
eleven strong years with the pedal to the floor
You weren't facny, but hell you were great
and you never ever once made me be late
You didn't have a radio, or even an A.C.
But you could always count on me to scrape you with a key
But sadly though, on a dark day, May twenty third 2005
You were hit by a Garnet Valley school bus,& you didnt survive
It's been a few weeks, and yes i do now drive something else
But you will always be remembered as being the absolute best
R E M N
E C Y A
S T I N P E A M I N I V

Just in case you were wondering what the tires are supposed to say its "Rest In Peace My Mini Van"

Peace and Unity....Bry Bry
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[31 May 2005|02:12pm]
Funniest thing i have heard in ages happened today. Madder a fact, all of today was hilarious. From shawns random show he preformed at lunch with teddy grahams...to waht dave told me today. Well dave told me a question he heard that mr. chambers got asked in health. The question was "Does ball hair tickle the nose?"...oh man i died laughing when i heard this...bye bye
Because you're fourteen

[24 May 2005|12:53pm]
Yeah so i got into an accident yesturday around 4ish. My mini van got fucked up and it no longer exist. God damn school bus. Well what happened was i was turning onto a road off of concord road in concord township and the bus i guess didnt notice that i was turning, then he decided to try to go around me and he hit me in the back of my van. Like i said, fucked it up big time, the whole frame of the van is not just dead. So r.i.p. love machine mini van. It was scary as hell i will say that. But its all the bus drivers fault so who knows what i shall be getting out of all this. Who knows, all i know is that im alright right now and im goin to the hospital later to get checked up just incase of any mishaps. Just to be cautious ya know. Well that is all for now....tootlez and hopefull you'll see drivin round in a new car soon. Tootlez

R.I.P. Mini Van

R.I.P. Mr. Sucker(shawns fish)
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[27 Apr 2005|09:41pm]
I made tv today.......thats is right.....i made the mudda fuckin news....cause i am the mother fuck'n American Jesus

The real story is, the news were at our school today due to the recent racial problems we have had latly at our dear school Sun Valley. And i was with angel in my oh so cool party bus mini van pickin up harry from his detention and we drove past where there was a group of people with a reporter and a camera man. So fastford to 6 o'clock news....I see the story on the news and what do i see....THE PARTY BUS MINI VAN! zip by and i was like......Hot shit...i made the news...thats right ladies and gents. Me and angel made the news in the mini van woooo

That is all for now!
2 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[06 Apr 2005|08:19pm]
Son of a bitch, there is an against me! show the day of my prom thing. So i cant go :-(, which im pissed bout. But they will come back again one day soon i hope, but im hopin i have wonderful time at this dance thing....Kelli....you best have a good time there also..:->
Because you're fourteen

[31 Mar 2005|08:40pm]
Sad, Sad, Sad day...:-(

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Because you're fourteen

[20 Mar 2005|01:25am]
I decided to think about what are my top 5 fav. movies of all time. And this took me forever to think of and i still cant come up with a whole list. I guarentee it will happen to all of you to. NO matter what you say or think, that shit takes forever to think of. I can only say maybe 2 of 3 that i would have as my top 5
1.Resevoir Dogs
2.BaseketBall(south park guys)
3.American History X
4.Dogma
5.Clerks

Alright i named 5 movies that i love alot, but still it takes a long to think of the top 5 you love, and thats what i am tryin to think of right now.
YOu do the same and tell me. Just so i can be like, hey that is a great movie, or like, hells no that movies sucks
1 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[07 Mar 2005|09:31pm]
Hello, yeah so i got out of school today to find out that my grandfather had a heat attack down in miami, he is ok...so no need to be askin me all kinds of questions about if he is alright, so yeah he is ok. But he drove down, so i might have to fly down with my brother or my pops and have a road trip to bring it back up here. So i might be gone for a few days, i might not be. Depends on the whole situation. I would like to go down cause its like 85 down there right now and i would love to feel some of that weather right now. Sure today was warm but its gonna be like nut freezing weather again tomorrow. So whatever. Well imma go for now so i just thought id let ya know how its all goin right now.
Because you're fourteen

[03 Mar 2005|03:27pm]
Family Values

A little boy comes home from school and tells his dad that his homework is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically."
"Easy," says his father. "Ask mom if she would sleep with the mail man for a million dollars." He runs off and comes back and says, "she said yes."
"Now go ask your sister the same question." Again he runs off and comes back to say his sister said "yes."
"So potentially, we're sitting on 2 million dollars," says the dad. "But realistically, we're living with a pair of whores."

Ive been watchin the Rocky Horror Picture Show alot latly. Its such a bad movie but its cool to watch so then its good. Its weird as all hell but once again its weird. Also im takin Kellie to junior prom. She wanted to go supposdly really badly(i dont know why?) Plus she's cool and i need a date to go so i figured what the hell ill take her. So yeah yeah im goin with kellie, she better be happy, or else. :evil stare:

Thats all for now.....tootlez
2 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[23 Feb 2005|01:33pm]
I watched that movie donnie darko last night. It was a damn good movie, but im still fucking confussed about the damn ending. All i can put together is that he went back in time. And from what sara just explained to me in my study hall, he went back in time to save some people that he loved and stop the shit that he pulled if he lived through the whole thing or what not. Still confusses me a little bit. But all in all it was a damn good movie.

Also last night the cops were surroundin my house and i had no clue what was goin on. Well supposdly my neighbor( and no not drunken dan) but the the scary fat guy mike was drunk and in his underwear terrorizing some people. I was bout to take the trash out too and my dad was all like "no dont go out there, mikes on the loose!" made it sound like the guy is a fucking gorilla. Which he basically is. The guy is nuts and he has guns i know it. So if you wake up one day to find out that I, yes I, was murdered, then you know exactly who did it. That fat drunk bastard.

And in other news, i lost 5 pounds in the past week. Go Me!

And in other news again, there is no more so tootlez for now!
Bye.............and its so they can fit into the girl pants shawn, thats why the scene kids are skinny, way way skinny
6 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[18 Feb 2005|07:54am]
Sups...havent said anything in a while and i figured since im bored here in good ol standards math ill say sups to all friends and shit. Nuttin much has really happened, had a girlfriend, cheated on me, and got some wings. So that is what has been exciting in the last couple weeks of my life. Hockey sucks, i dont ever play. But next friday the 25th is my teams last game of the season. And of my career of hockey cause i aint playin next year so all you peeps should come out to cheer me on and ill fight someone for all of you to laught at cause i rule like that. Alright well i really got nothin else to say i just figured to pop out of nowhere and say howdy to ya'all and let you know i am not dead. Shout outs to my friends and shizzle. Everyone wants to beat on my old girlfriend but i dont want any of that to happen cause i could really care less but if you people want to start to shit then be my guest just dont get me involved cause she is my brothers fiance's cousin. 5th cousin so its not weird that we went out. So needs to worry, im not a hick up in this hizzle. Shit! Alright well i shall be off, all you people stay good and i shall talk to ya'll another day. TOOTLEZ!

Say hi to me if you want everyone once in a while ~~@!
2 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[27 Jan 2005|08:27pm]
OH YEAH!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR ME!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!
DOES THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANCE.........
<('-'<) (>'-'<) (>'-')>SEE THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANCE FOR MYSELF!
NOW I GOTS A PARTY WITH FREE PIZZA WINGS AND NIFTY FIFTY'S CHICKEN NUGGEST YA'ALL'S KNOW ITS GONNA BE A BLAST I MEAN SHITTTTTTT
alright im done rampling, yes happy birthday to me, i best get mad amounts of money! alright im gone tootlez and see you at my partyizzle
1 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[23 Jan 2005|01:33pm]
Woot woot its my birthday on friday...the 28th...and i gots a game that night so hopefully we dont lose. Then Saturday is my lil party thinger at my house with pizza, wings, and apple pie! Thats right Apple Pie!

So its my Bday on Friday..HOOOOORAY! for me

Everyone should definitly say happy bday to me DAMN IT!

Tootlez.......
4 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[17 Jan 2005|02:25pm]
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Because you're fourteen

[10 Jan 2005|07:16pm]
Woo its my birthday on the 28th, so go me! Turnin 17, yes i am a youngin. But dont anywho...im havin a party in the honor of myself on the 29th, so if any of you peeps know me or know where my house is, then come on down and stop buy for PUNCH AND PIE! Since i said that, i know more people will come just for the punch and pie, and pizza and wings WOOO!!!!!

And on my birthday, everyone call me and leave really annoying obnoxious(spelled wrong i know) messages on my celluar telephone, just for the hell of it and cause its my birthday you bastards...484-557-2980 you know the deal bastards!

Adios mother fuckers
2 Can't make love to you|Because you're fourteen

[06 Jan 2005|10:38pm]
Lilys dog bit me in the ass tonight!

:-(
:-(
:-(
:-(

But its all cool, im not pressing charges!

Well not alot of charges!:-)
Because you're fourteen

[01 Jan 2005|02:09pm]
Well i just got in a fight with one of my what i call my bestest friends if not the best friend ive ever had. And im really sorry toward that person and i wish i could make it up too them and im really gonna try to make it up to that person cause i acted like an asshole toward that person. And im truly sorry, and i want to get together and try to settle our differences. But if you dont want to do that, then i truly understand. I have been friends with this person for about 5 to 6 years now and im truly sorry to that person. So im really really really really sorry to this person. And i really hope that we can put this lil "fight" behind us and go back to being the friends we were about 3 or 4 weeks ago. Extremly close and always there for each other. I really hope we get back to that kind of way.

And happy new year to everyone else
Because you're fourteen

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